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Harry and Chelsy Plan for South Africa Post-Christmas Break.

Another holiday story.  Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy are planning a post-Christmas break to South Africa.  Friends say Harry hopes this will get their on-off relationship back on track.

“Harry will have a break from the Army over Christmas and is planning a trip with Chelsy,” a chum was quoted saying. ” He doesn’t have to be back at work until January 4 and is desperate to go on a romantic break. He’s convinced some time away in the sun is what their relationship needs.”

Harry Won’t See War Until 2013

As people know, Prince Harry has been desperate to return to the front line.  But lately he has been told he is unlikely to return to a war zone until at least 2013.  He was informed by senior officers at the Army Air Corps that his intensive training schedule will make going into action impossible.  The Prince is currently learning to fly military helicopters at RAF Shawbury in Shropshire, and shares a house with brother Prince William.

Article: Daily Mail

Last Efforts to Quit Fags

Now this is something quite far-fetched. Prince Harry is turning to celebrity hypnotists in a last bid to give up smoking.  He has gone back to his 40-a-day Marlboro habit as his helicopter pilot training course got tougher by the day.

“He tried his best with the book but it all seemed to be quite a lot of effort and a bit too complicated for him – he couldn’t get properly into it,” said a pal.  “If he could sit down, count back from ten and wake up a non-smoker he would be delighted.”

Caught in action: Harry’s return to cigs was revealed last weekend while he was out clubbing with girlfriend Chelsy Davy, 23.  He was seen climbing out on to the roof of a club in Chelsea, London so he could light up with Chelsy – trying not to be seen.  Perched on an air conditioning unit around barbed wire and security spikes, Harry chain-smoked three cigs in a row before climbing down.

Article: Daily Star

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